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Who gets to sit in the “nut free” seat? November 7, 2007

Posted by Jeff in Drollery.


I saw this chair in the cafeteria at Ruth’s school this morning.  If you can’t tell from the picture, it’s a solitary desk situated away from all of the other chairs in the cafeteria.  On its back is a sign that reads:


The obvious question for me was, “Who gets to sit here?”  I could think of no better place to turn than Google, which happily obliged me with a list of 700,000 things that evidently cannot use this seat. 

It turns out that none of the following will be able to use this seat:

  • Tom Cruise
  • The State of California (also not eligible for the “fruit-free” chair)
  • That Guy
  • All 2008 presidential canditates from both major parties

If I find out who is able to actually sit in the chair, I will pass it along.



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