Who gets to sit in the “nut free” seat? November 7, 2007Posted by Jeff in Drollery.
I saw this chair in the cafeteria at Ruth’s school this morning. If you can’t tell from the picture, it’s a solitary desk situated away from all of the other chairs in the cafeteria. On its back is a sign that reads:
The obvious question for me was, “Who gets to sit here?” I could think of no better place to turn than Google, which happily obliged me with a list of 700,000 things that evidently cannot use this seat.
It turns out that none of the following will be able to use this seat:
- Tom Cruise
- The State of California (also not eligible for the “fruit-free” chair)
- That Guy
- All 2008 presidential canditates from both major parties
If I find out who is able to actually sit in the chair, I will pass it along.